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[01] i'm the person who takes too many photos.
[02] it's because i can't remember too well at all.
[03] once, i ran upstairs in a hurry to retrieve something (my guess is?), but two seconds later when i arrived, i spent five minutes thinking what it was i wanted.
[04] sometimes, i even forget i have to go to the bathroom.
[05] i don't know how that works.
[06] but it usually doesn't end well.
[07] i can probably talk about anything for a very very long time.
[08] longer than most people would like.
[09] it's probably because i drift very easily.
[10] have you read my weblogs? i once went from the weather to helen hunt's wrinkles in fifteen words.
[11] i like to think about others before myself.
[12] for example, how is your bladder right now? do you need water or anything? cookies?
[13] no, really, learn from my mistakes - you got to go if you got to go.
[14] i guess these aren't really facts.
[15] but i'm having fun writing them.
[16] i could really go for a big chewy chocolate chip cookie.
[17] i like really big chewy chocolate chip cookies.
[18] i don't drink.
[19] i really love orange juice though.
[20] seriously, what this juice and i do is borderline NC17 love.
[21] i don't smoke. no cigarettes, no plants...
[22] i do, however, have a couple of friends who are involved with said drugs.
[23] i try not to have a problem with it because it is their body, but it is very hard for me to muster this kind of respect, respect for something i really do not support.
[24] i just stay away from kids when they're high.
[25] it's a good idea, advice from me to you.
[26] it's a good idea to stay away from little kids when they have to excrete, as well.
[27] i think this topic is revisited because i need to go right now.
[28] oh well, life goes on.
[29] i suppose i am a slow learner.
[30] i'll learn to go someday, don't worry.
[31] i call people of all ages around me "kids," probably as an effort to become a kid again myself.
[32] this becoming younger thing hasn't quite kicked in yet though.
[33] i'll tell you when it works.
[34] wouldn't it be sad if i numbered this wrong in the middle, and then everything after was wrong?
[35] yeah, it would.
[36] i mentioned that because i just did. but luckily, it was corrected before it was too late, cheers!
[37] i should really start using PHP because i'm a lazy person, and it would help lots.
[38] but i guess i'm old school. i use what i learned way back when, and that's HTML, not XHTML, not... everything else i haven't named.
fin. 071206.
[39] i read #37 and realized it was out of date. oh, how the days can change!
[40] grabaduck.com has recently converted to the .php extensions.
[41] the change... it burns.
[42] i'm chewing spearmint gum right now because it's killing bad breath germs.
[43] most people enjoy people with nice breath. i know i do.
[44] i like rock...s.
[45] i actually don't like rocks very much, but the rock (singular) genre pulls my heartstrings.
[46] i'm sad matchbox twenty broke up.
[47] i don't care if the press says they're on a "break." have you watched 'friends?' a break means nothing.
[48] they're over, and rob thomas solo is the first-release-boy-band-sounding residue of MB20.
[49] "this will all fall down like everything else that was."
[50] i love you if you can catch any of my corny jokes.
[51] i usually don't toss around the word "love" loosely, so i guess i don't really love you... but you're still pretty cool.
twice. 082206.
[52] i really do like writing these things, and the fact that it's been two years doesn't say anything, okay?
[53] i played a lot more starcraft in the past month than i'd like to admit, and my spelling of "okay" might now be "ok" because of it.
[54] because you need to write fast when you're in battle, yeah!
[55] i mean... ok?
[56] i still don't know if i like it. i think i should take a poll.
[57] oh, and people think i'm totally man on starcraft.
[58] i used to correct them, though whenever i added, "actually, i'm a girl." i got silences, and i think they're judging me. yeah, whatevs - but now i just want to play the game and usually don't waste the breath.
[59] that was probably the first fact in this little block - that people on this online game think i'm a dude.
[60] beggars can't be choosers.
[61] when i was thirteen, i thought i could and would change the world when i grew up.
[62] now that i'm "growing up," i pretty much just sleep all day.
[63] you might not want to count on me to change the world ... don't put all your marbles in me, so to speak.
[64] or all your eggs in this basket.
[65] i don't have anymore strange metaphors.
[66] the eggs are a funny one. who puts eggs in a basket?
[67] ... cash in all your chips? ok, i think i used that one incorrectly (okay?).
[68] every now and then i remember that promise and realize what i'm becoming, and i think about changing the world again.
[69] if you want to join me, i'm usually on gmail...
[70] you're trying to find my e-mail address now, aren't you?
082408.