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August 04, 2006: "scrapbookING (verbing!) adventure"
went scrapbooking at a friend's today. right, what was previously a noun is now a verb because verbs are easier. and they start with a "v."

upon my arrival, her dog welcomed me with the classic canine greeting of a smelling of the crotch. after my crotch gained the dog's approval, i went to help with our project. if only i had taken a photo of the scrapbooking scene because i probably won't be giving an accurate portrayal... her dining room was transformed into a sort of paradise where all the good sheets of colorful paper and stickers go when they die. a paper heaven.

actually, that was totally accurate. and you always wondered where paper went when it died.

to my friend's dining room, of course.

anyway, we spent half the time searching for stencils and pens in the mass that once upon a time used to be a table. the day was interspersed with raw cookies and purchasing ginger labels.

and, i seized the day and sliced paper on a paper cutter.

it's. so. cool.

when you need your paper cut, who you going to call?

ghostbusters! connie.

026 comments

[Dan] Monday, August 7th

I've never tried to make a scrapbook, so I have no clue what you would do :/
I do know what paper cutters are like xD I like to play with them whenever I see one o:
Haha, and it's good to know you dog accepted your crotch into your house (x

[becky] Monday, August 7th

lol i hate when dogs do that!!

i have always wanted to scrapbook!!

<333

[Chels] Monday, August 7th

Scrapbooking is an awesome thing isn't it? Yeah, it does harm a lot of Mr.Papers in the making, but ... they go to ... paper heaven, right? lol. :hehe:
Well take care!
Plenty of love; Chels.

[Angelina] Monday, August 7th

Lmao, I hate it when dogs smell your crotch and then get it dirty or wet... then its like... I PROMISE I DIDNT PISS MY PANTS!!! lol.

[Deanna] Monday, August 7th

Aww, I love paper slicers. Except when they get hooked and rip your paper. Anyway, I'm glad you had fun. I love the way you described your day. Sounds so funny.

[Stephanie] Monday, August 7th

Haha, your blogs are very amusing. I've always wanted to make a scrapbook... my seventh grade class was making one, but we had like guidelines like adding in a family tree and some other stuff and no one finished... no one even HALF finished. And I still have it and on the front, it says 'Stephanie's Crapbook' since the S in front Scrapbook fell off, lol.

[Chance] Monday, August 7th

Thepaper is in a better place....

I haven't scrapbooked in...ever. Or it was such a long time ago anyways.

Pesky Dogs :)

[angela] Sunday, August 6th

connieeeeeee. =]
hm..and how many of those raw cookies did you stuff in your mouth. haha thats ok i probably woulve done the same thing.
yeah anyway i miss you. && we should hang out again before school starts. ew. school.

[angela] Sunday, August 6th

connieeeeeee. =]
hm..and how many of those raw cookies did you stuff in your mouth. haha thats ok i probably woulve done the same thing.
yeah anyway i miss you. && we should hang out again before school starts. ew. school.

[Dom] Sunday, August 6th

I could never have the patience for scrapbooking, for some reason. Maybe I should try doing it again =P HAH. Keep well.

[Jenna] Sunday, August 6th

Ive never scrab booked, i dont even understand what scrab booking is really.

Is is the kinda thing like elle's friends are going through at the beginning of legally blonde 2? x

[Jenni] Sunday, August 6th

Best domain name ever. And paper cutting is really fun. Except that I can't cut straight even using one :angry:

[Moon Child] Sunday, August 6th

Wow, I adore that layout picture. It looks so peaceful. :)

I've never scrapedbooked before, but it just seems like fun to play with markers, stencils, and all that stuff. I actually remember doing it in high school with friends for projects and they'd rather let me do all of that stuff since I never really wanted to do the paperwork. lol

Love the layout, the domain name, fun. Mind if we exchange links? :P

[Miranda] Sunday, August 6th

Ahh scrapbooking is something that would be so much fun to get into. Your day sounds like it was pretty fun :)

[Jenn~] Sunday, August 6th

Ahh,love this new layout. It looks awesome on my 17" screen. XD

Scrapbooking is so fun although I haven't done it in a looong time. I really need to get back into it and use my tons of goodies I bought when I first was inspired to do so.

[Kiera] Saturday, August 5th

omgosh I've never seen someone make crotch sniffing and paper cutting sound so interesting xD amazing job love. I've never atually got to scrapbook =\ It sounds like fun though =]

<3 kiera.

[Tiffany] Saturday, August 5th

You're right... I have always wondered where paper goes when it dies. Now I know. :P My friend is supposed to be having a scrapbooking party one of these days; she's really into it.

[Nayana] Saturday, August 5th

Haha well uhm what a fun day. I can't remember the last time I did a scrap book? Meh perhapes back in my Primary Days haha x

Well erm I am glad that all paper goes to Paper heaven xD

Glad you to see you got your website looking right now though :) Everything looks great :)

[Brandy] Saturday, August 5th

Scrapbooking? Sounds interesting. I wouldn't mind doing that sometime, if I knew what it was. hehe.

What is with dogs smelling your crotch? I have a friends dog who does that to me as well. I'm always like, "Hey, does it smell good enough for you down there?".

[CHELSEA duh] Saturday, August 5th

oh baby! scrapbooking is so much fun, i enjoy making stuff to put on the pages. oh i am so creative. not really...geeze i hate when dogs go for a vaginal sniff. lmfao. its very strange.
anyway, i'd like to add that your web skills have always amazed me. the site looks absolutely dashing!

I LOVE YOU

[Mark] Saturday, August 5th

It's amazing how we can find entertainment in the smallest things :cool: LoL I've never scrapbooked before...sounds like a lot of work though :confused:
Lotsa Love,
Mark

[Elena] Saturday, August 5th

LOL I hate dogs. Once i went to my friends house and she had this tiny dog. But it didnt smell me. Thank god.

I've never scrapbooked before =( It sounds interesting though, if i only had the time...I've also never used a paper cutter before...never really needed to...

[mimi] Saturday, August 5th

at my dad's old job, they had a paper cutter and i just loved slicing papers lol. and yeah, you should've took a picture, i need some visuals here lol and wow @ the dog smelling your crotch. +1 reason for my dislikes of dogs haha.

[Giselle] Saturday, August 5th

Scrapbooking?! Must try, might try. Idk. When I have time! :P

[Lilly] Friday, August 4th

I've attempted scrapbooking but I've always sucked, so, I don't think I'll be trying again...
I love your site! The domain is very interesting and original.

[jake] Friday, August 4th

Connie! Yes,next time firefox inquires i'll totally click that shiny "YES" button. It'll be very rewarding.

Who killed the paper?
Connie killed him, in the dining room with the paper cutter.
Its like clue, only better because it didn't involve a giant amount of game objects that can get stuck up little kids' noses. :confused:

Well I'm off, you're comment was merged @ 7.33, and I know what will just make you too excited for words.
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