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ARE THESE LIKE THOSE POST-IT NOTES?
no. sorry.
THEN WTF KIND OF PIECE OF SHIT IS THIS?
ohmygosh, don't curse.

this space is reserved for even more exciting writings by yours truly, hurray! i already have a few ideas as to what to write about, but too bad ideas aren't all it takes. topics at hand for me at the moment are predominantly satirical pieces. oh boy, satire. no one likes to actually bring about change, but everyone likes to complain about what it might be like if there was. oooh.

yeah, i know my blog totally covers everything (how many times have i talked about going to the bathroom again?) and archives always exist, but i just feel like having some other articles featured. i doubt i'll ever write about anything "deep" and heartfelt on grabaduck.com; after all, i am only a loudmouth, self-seeking soul trapped in a girl whose destiny is to have the world accomodate to her needs.

cheerio.
HOW DO I READ YOUR WORKS?
navigation is north. don't fetch your compass because i don't think it'll work in this little scenario.
CONNIE, I TOTALLY HAVE SOMETHING YOU SHOULD WRITE ABOUT.
super. conniegoquack@gmail.com. suggestions appreciated and in all probability a source of laughter, but always considered. i'll even consider writing a porno about your golden retriever mixed pug mutt. i'm a giver.

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